"Are they asleep yet?"




Russian Scientist Markets Scrotum Zapper
Electric Current Passed Through Ballsack Puts the "Slo-Moeski" on Sperm
No Pain, Just a Little Tickle

Professor Sava Bojovich has found a way to put sperm to sleep for a week or two. The inability of the little critters to motate up stream would be a revolutionary method of male birth control. The idea that heat lowers the mobility of frenzied sperm is not new. Tests by Comrade Purfessor Bojovich to calculate the power of the electric discharge were most important. The right amount of spark had to be found so it wouldn't "destroy" (ouch) the man's repoductive function. By holding a wire to each testicle (where would the ground wire go?) an electrical current passes through the "berry bag" and puts the little whip-tailed flaggelants night night.

See: Huevos Heater